See how chill and non competitive your life gets when you don’t judge other girls in how they dress, do their make up, or how many selfies they take. Take a nap by a window, glow up
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE
Best lesson from a Disney movie
This is an underrated movie
This is a grossly underrated movie.
Can I take a minute to rant? Good. Cuz I’m gonna.
I FLOVE this movie. And I HATE all the stupid hatred it gets. For a long time the buzz was “finally a black princess yay!” and now everyone is like “Fuck this movie, first black princess and she spends the whole movie a frog.”
You know what? Fuck that. Because Ariel spent a good majority of the movie not talking. Mulan spent the majority of the move pretending to be a man. Aurora and Snow White? Asleep (Hardly in the movie at all). They’re all just plot devices, not designed to take away from the traits of the women.
And you know what else? Unlike some of the other princesses, Tiana is in control of her destiny every step of the way. When she turns into the frog does she lose hope and need rescuing? Hell naw. She busts Naveen over the head and gets the job done. She is consistently responsible and capable even after having her dreams crushed and turning into a freaking frog.
So don’t tell me that Tiana is “less than” just because she gets turned into a frog. She’s still one of the most hardworking, badass, and capable chicks in animated history and I love her like crazy cakes.
Also? She’s based on a real person. A real woman who is 91 and is still cooking in her kitchen. She’s still widely respected in the culinary community, she’s fed presidents, she’s had songs written about her and her restaurants. She’s 91, and she still wakes up every morning to run things, because she still believes in hard work and good food. And if you don’t think that’s truly fantastic, then you can just fuck right off.
"You know nothing, tumblr user enterprising-gentleman."
Based on this original post from a while back; I wanted to do a full version for the new season.
So how’d I do?
I love that tumblr encourages staying hydrated, taking care of your eyebrows, telling your friends how beautiful they are daily, extreme self love and having an aesthetic
I can’t stop singing praises to Emma Watson even if I tried like in one single speech she not only advocated for women to be treated equally as men but also touched on the fact that men are also victims of gender inequality while also acknowledging the fact that she is already incredibly privileged
All of the haters can just sit the fuck down because she just killed the game of life
I love how Snape’s just standing there like what
and slughorn is just like oh dear what should i do like he just seems so distressed
my favorite is Dumbledore… he looks like his favorite program just came on
My bag is just filled with old bus tickets I can’t throw away because they’re also a McDonald’s £2 meal voucher
Your body is normal. Repeat after me: “My body is normal. My body is wonderful. My body is beautiful.”
Most importantly though, “My body is mine.”
Each as beautiful as the next.
THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people
And last but not least…
OH. MY. GOD.
IT GOT BETTER
It got so much better
This is life
SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION
He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.
James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.
James stands up and walks out of the great hall.
Don’t tell bisexuals they need to pick a team
Don’t tell bisexuals they are confused
Don’t tell bisexuals they’re greedy
Don’t tell bisexuals they’re one or the other sexuality if they settle down with one gender
AND FOR FUCKS SAKE IF SOMEONE WHO IDENTIFIED AS BISEXUAL BEGINS IDENTIFYING AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN BISEXUAL DON’T BELITTLE THEM FOR IT OR SAY “I TOLD YOU SO”
the great thing about being a wincest shipper is that when we read fanfiction, we never have to imagine what they’d look like in any kind of AU, the show’s already supplied us with it
high school au
serial killer au
normal boring schmucks with normal boring jobs au
schmoopy married au
major character death
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